Pipa Meets The Babies

Here you see our dog, Pipa, taking an interest in the twins. Actually he ignores them most of the time. Occasionally he gives them a sniff, and seems to be most curious about what's going on in their pants (I think we all know what's in those pants, and it's not doggie treats). Tonight we theorized as to what Pipa might be called if he lived in other parts of the world. This is what you do when you spend all day and all night tending to babies...

Japanese - Mr. Pipagami
African - Pipshaka Zulu
Russian - Mr. Pipakov (or possibly Mr. Pipushkin)
Greek - Mr. Pipapolous
Polish - Mr. Pipachowsky or Piparewski
German - Herr Pipgenstein
English - Mr. Pippington
Irish - Mr. O'Pipa
Scotch - Angus McPipa
Swedish - Mr. Pipvensson
French - Monsieur Pipareau
Italian - Mr. Piparelli
Spanish - Senor Pipaguez
Aztec - Pipaxacoatl
Cuban - Fidel Pipstro (or perhaps the more trendy Che Guapipa)
Hawaiian - Pipa'auku'kahili
Native American - Pipa Rolls-in-Poo
Hindi - Piparani Patel
Arabian - Sheikh Ali Pipa... or maybe Osama bin Pipa
Tibetan - The Dalai Pipa

Here we see Pipa enduring the indignity of a bath. Note how little dog there actually is under all that hair.